EXPRESS SOLO -_-

2008-08-01T05:00:00.000-07:00

i go to school everyday, i already i know i am going to get scolding on that day, and the worst thing is...teacher always target me for scolding. I mean like..can the teachers get any more biased? Like that week, we were walking back from the art room after art lesson(duh!), my friends and i were making sound outside the classes. My teacher, who is !@#$%^&*, heard us a mile away(as she claimed), almost gave us demerit point for that. SIAO LAH!!! she is damn screwed up lah, i mean like anyone would make noise if they have friends with them right? I think even the discipline master also more kind than that *****! sianzz... cruel world comes crazy teachers....

2007-05-16T04:49:00.000-07:00

Advise from Ai Tong School, P6:

1.Winners do not suck,suckers do not win(decide yourself!)

2.Failure is a journey, not a destination.

3.You must be a failure if u want to be a sucessful person.(so be a failure!)

4. The lesser the pressure, the better you can go on with your life. So go to the teacher/boss and say "I SUCK!". No pressure afterwards.(Part 1)

5. If u still get pressure, kill that asshole which is causing the problem.(Part 2)

PS You must be a sucker to read this!

2007-01-07T01:50:00.000-08:00

Things to do when there is thunder.

When you are at:

1.Swimming pool.
Continue swimming until the rain starts dropping from the sky.

2.In an open field
Continue doing what you are doing until a tree gets 'Thunderstruck'

2007-01-06T05:50:00.000-08:00

Here are 7 ways to overcome your fear:

1. Just keep on saying 'I SUCK' until you feel better...it works for me.

2. Listen to your favourite song/s in your mind...you may forget almost everything.(including those that are important)

3.Strip naked and do a dance.(tell me if you do)

4.Curse yourself and remember to say 'I wish i was dead'.(warning!bad for your health)

5.Meditate.(You are likely to be a laughing stock)

6.Knock your head against something solid like a wall.You will forget alomost everything...sorry, I meant EVERYTHING.

7.Keep jumping up and down you are so tired that you will faint.(Recommended for those with a poor heart)

2006-08-20T04:55:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow is the stupid exams lol...i wanna cry...wahhhh! Freaking english lol,only for nerds like my classmate. Maths...i so gonna suck lah! The stupid teacher put freaking hard questions lol! Like for example: John has two apples and Gary(not that the lame old spongebobs squarepants pet)has 3 apples. WHy don't they juz shuddup and eat it?! Suck lol! I mean like why don't they juz put something easier! Kids are kids ya know. Chinese... the idiotic teachers put questions for those JC guys lol, well...they are shit! Science...they put questions that we have not read about before! Hey, I am only juz P5 lol and they put questions like: Name all the galaxies ever known to the earthlings. Please lah! I freaking wish that ALL teachers would retire from work and become something like perhaps road cleaners or maybe even hooker or something. Teachers only know how to scold and beat up innocent pupils like me (of course lah!) for no reason AT ALL.Wah lao eh!